Blonde Walks Into a Bar
The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Gags, One-Liners and Jokes
By (author) Jonathan Swan
Format: Paperback / softback
Blonde Walks Into a Bar by Jonathan Swan
Book DescriptionDO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. What s the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist?"Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection." What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down?"Build a house next to it." Why were the blonde s boobs square?"Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box." Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, I m a garbage man. I m a lawyer, replies the second. Honest? asks the first." No, just the normal kind, says the lawyer." I come from a small town where the population never changes."Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.""
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Book DetailsISBN: 9781569756690
Paperback / softback
(224mm x 152mm x 25mm)
Imprint: Ulysses Press
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Country of Publication: United States
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From elephants to mothers-in-law, priests to chickens, 'knock knock' to 'doctor, doctor' and much more besides, this joke book contains over 2,500 gags.
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Author Biography - Jonathan Swan
Jonathan Swan lives in London, UK.
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