The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said
By (author) Rosemarie Jarski
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Dim Wit by Rosemarie Jarski
Book Description'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd
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Book DetailsISBN: 9780091924508
(203mm x 153mm x 42mm)
Imprint: Ebury Press
Publisher: Ebury Publishing
Publish Date: 2-Oct-2008
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Books By Author Rosemarie Jarski
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A guide that focuses on those household problems and challenges you are most likely to encounter in real life: how to cure a dripping tap, combat condensation, and unblock a sink. It also helps you get to grips with a power drill, a plumb line, and a paintbrush.
Funniest Thing You Never Said 2, Paperback (September 2010)
From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, this title delivers a selection of quotes on every subject under the sun. It features topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson.
Wit and Wisdom of the North, Hardback (October 2009)» View all books by Rosemarie Jarski
A collection of northern wit that offers a look at brass, grub, graft, courting, cricket, tittle-tattle and t'weather of North.
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Author Biography - Rosemarie Jarski
Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.
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