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Half Wit
By Aubrey Malone

Half Wit

The Silliest Things People Wish They'd Never Said

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Format: Hardback

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Half Wit by Aubrey Malone

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I don't think we're going to get an award tonight. I would hedge my bets and say no. Carol Decker - 'I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat'. Ron Atkinson - 'I'm for a stronger death penalty'. George Bush - 'They say if you swallow poison you should take an anecdote!' Well, this vast suppository of mindless malapropisms and senseless spoonerisms is bound to leave your abominable muscles aching. If you've ever suffered from a case of foot-in-mouth syndrome, then this compendium of silliness is just for you. And it's not just the pop stars and George Bushes of this world who are prone to half-witted gaffes - even the literary greats have been known to make the most hilarious faux pas. Split your sides over other people's stupidity. This is one book you won't be able to illiterate from your memory.

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Book Details

ISBN: 9781840246933
ISBN-10: 1840246936
Format: Hardback
(190mm x 116mm x 23mm)
Pages: 256
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers
Publish Date: 1-Sep-2008
Country of Publication: United Kingdom

Books By Author Aubrey Malone

Golfing Wit by Aubrey Malone Golfing Wit, Hardback (January 2015)

With hundreds of funny one-liners that'll have you and your caddy chuckling down the fairway, this is the perfect companion for the golf-obsessed, and an ideal gift for the newly converted. So put your best ball forward, tee off with Golfing Wit and you'll be sure to get a hole-in-one.

Football Wit by Aubrey Malone Football Wit, Hardback (September 2013)

When you're finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this premiere collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.

Mammoth Book of Irish Humor by Aubrey Malone Mammoth Book of Irish Humor, Paperback / softback (March 2013)

First published in the UK: London: Robinson, 2012.

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Author Biography - Aubrey Malone

Aubrey Malone is the author of a number of titles in the Wit series.

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