This book will teach you that * you're unlikely to get away with pretending to be dead. * it's better to dump someone with no excuse at all than to tell them it's because they only like early Radiohead. * sometimes, giving a genuine excuse is far more embarrassing than saying nothing. * pretending to be an answering machine is never going to be convincing. * you should never attempt to eat your underpants under any circumstances.
Buy Book of Big Excuses book by Tracey Turner from Australia's Online Bookstore, Boomerang Books.
(17mm x 118mm x 185mm)
Hodder Children's Books
Publisher: Hachette Children's Group
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Author Biography - Tracey Turner
Tracey Turner is a former editor and author of many non-fiction books for children including The Disgusting Dictionary, The YUK Factor, and titles for the Dead Famous series. Tracey lives in Bath.