Kids will laugh out loud with the must have kids guide to getting away with stuff. You get home from school and before your bag even hits the floor ..."Have you got any homework? You're not playing your X-box until ALL your homework's done!" OMG, enough already! Your ball accidentally hits your snotty-nosed little sisters big butt and breaks the TV. Your mum rants at you for the next two hours and finishes with, "And dont blame your little sister - she's just a baby!" Well thanks for pointing that out Mum, I thought that Miss Pong Pants was a sooky, seventy-five year old dwarf with diarrhoea. You ask for pocket-money and suddenly you hear those five terrifying little words ..."When I was your age ..." Your brain goes into instant melt-down. Yeah, yeah I know. When you were my age - six hundred and ninety-eight years ago when you had a dinosaur for a pet and you had to walk to school for thirty-two kilometres in blinding heat with bare feet over broken glass! Your parents have zillions of these boring lectures to slowly moosh your brain into a cow poop slushie. But its for kids to strike back.
My best mate Jared and I are going to settle the score once and for all and its going to be EPIC.
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Author Biography - Susan Berran
Susan Berran is a successful children's illustrator and author who loves encouraging kids to read and write. Her books are packed with plenty of fun, action and off-beat humour- the perfect formula to get kids laughing and reading. She is a passionate advocate for children's literacy and has a long association with various writer festivals and development programs. Her upbeat and interactive style makes her an extremely popular and in-demand author on the school book promotion circuit. Her Freaky series is on the NSW Premiers Reading Challenge list.