Description - So Now You're a Zombie by John Austin
All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about 'life' expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
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Publisher: Zephyr Press
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Author Biography - John Austin
John Austin is the author of "MiniWeapons of Mass Destruction," "Cubical Warfare, " and "Prank"" University."For more information, visithttp: //www.johnaustinbooks.com/zombie.html"
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